Fox News Rapes America

Political debate & discourse on Fox News bears a striking resemblance to monkeys throwing shit at each other while jumping up and down screaming ooh ooh ah ah. Of course the soulless automatons on Fox wear suits however to better deceive their viewers from seeing through to their true uncivilized monkey natures. To be fair to actual monkeys however, they could probably do a better job of keeping us informed than these loudmouth asshat anchors on Fox who spew near-constant shit-farts from their mouths in projectile fashion. The only positive contribution that Fox News makes to society is that it serves as a perfect example of how not to think, feel, or behave. Sadly most of its viewership is somehow completely incapable of understanding this. And tragically the New York Times isn't much better.